"While she was awaiting for the members" joke

While she was awaiting for the members of her bridge club to arrive, Mrs. Finster accidentally loosed a whopper of a fort. The scent was unmistakable, and, fishing out a can of air freshener, she hurriedly sprayed the room.
Mrs. Jackson arrived minutes later and, sniffing the air as she walked in the front door, she candidly announced, "Christ, Lizzie! It smells like someone shit in a pine treef"

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