"When morons write to Abby" joke
DEAR ABBY: I have a man I never could trust. Why, he cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.
DEAR ABBY: I suspected that my husband had been fooling around, and when I confronted him with the evidence he denied everything and said it would never happen again.
DEAR ABBY: Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home, turn against his own religion?
DEAR ABBY: I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now, how do I get out?
DEAR ABBY: My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $80 an hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.
DEAR ABBY: I was married to Bill for three years and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.
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