"What have we here?" joke
One night I had a wondrous dream, One set of footprints there was seen, The footprints of my precious Lord, But mine were not along the shore. But then some stranger prints appeared, And I asked the Lord, “What have we here? ” Those prints are large and round and neat, “But Lord, they are too big for feet. ” “My child, ” He said in somber tones, “For miles I carried you alone. I challenged you to walk in faith, But you refused and made me wait. ” “You disobeyed, you would not grow, The walk of faith, you would not know, So I got tired, I got fed up, And there I dropped you on your butt. ” “Because in life, there comes a time, When one must fight, and one must climb, When one must rise and take a stand, Or leave their butt prints in the sand. ”
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