"What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic?" joke

Q: What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? A: Snap-on tools!

I've been fucking this really sexy bird who is a twin.
My mate asked me how I told her apart from the other twin?
I said it was easy. Her brother has a beard.

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Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.

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