"What A Boyfriend Should Do" joke

> What a boyfriend should do.. . . COUGH COUGH (just a little note from da gurlz) COUGH COUGH
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>Put your arms around her waist
>and whisper in her ears.
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>Kiss her every chance you get.
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>Hold her close when she's cold.
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>When you are alone hold
>her close and kiss her.
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>Kiss her on the tip of her nose
>(it will give her the hint that
>you want to kiss her.)
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>While in the movie, put your
>arm around her and then she
>will automatically put her head
>on your shoulder...... then lean in and tilt her chin and kiss her lightly.
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>When she complains that her
>neck/shoulders hurts or her
>body language kinda tells you
>they hurt, massage it for her.
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>When people disscuss her stand up for her.
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>Look deep into her eyes and
>tell her you love her.
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>Lay down under the stars and
>put her head on your
>chest so she can listen to
>the steady beat of your heart.
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>Link your fingers together
>while you whisper to
>her as she rests her eyes
>and listens to you
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>Now make a wish about something you would like to happen between you and your crush....
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