"Very Absent-Minded" joke

And my husband is very absent-minded," wailed the embarrassed bride to the marriage counselor. "Last night, while we were making love, the doorbell rang; and without saying a word, he jumped up and answered it."
"You mean he just got up and left you lying there?" the incredulous counselor asked.
"No, sir," she sobbed, "he took me with him!"

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