"Uconn graduate" joke
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Q: How do you get an UConn graduate off your porch?
A: Pay him for the pizza.
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An American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna.
The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took more...
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