"Uconn cheerleader" joke

All you want for Christmas is a hairline!

you need to shut up with your 1 2 3 way back hairline.

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

Freedom is not the right to do as you please, but the liberty to do as you ought.

An American businessman was at the pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow fin tuna.
The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took more...