"Tsunami Death Toll Rises" joke

The death toll from last week's Indonesian tsunami rose to 668. A UN official describes the number as, "impressive, but not enough for a telethon."

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

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What did the photographer say, when about to photograph a group of tourists?
"WAVE!"

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Your momma so stupid she waited for a stop sign to turn green

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your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

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Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

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