"Try This..." joke
Try this - it is amazing! This really WORKS!!!
Think of a letter between A and W. Repeat it out loud as you keep going!
scroll down Think of an animal that begins with that letter. Repeat it out loud as you scroll down.
scroll down Think of a man's/woman's name that begins with the last letter in that animal. Say it out loud as you scroll down.
scroll down Now count out the letters in that name on the fingers of the hand you are not using to scroll down.
scroll down Take the hand you counted with, smack yourself in the head, get back to work and quit playing stupid e-mail games.
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU where he now attends.
3A. ESSAY IN ORDER FOR THE ADMISSIONS STAFF OF OUR COLLEGE TO GET TO KNOW YOU, THE APPLICANT, BETTER, WE ASK THAT YOU ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTION:
ARE THERE ANY more...
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