"Trapped On An Island" joke
A man has been trapped on an island for several years when he sees a small wake in the water. After a time, a lovely lady scubadiver rises from the surf. She walks to the man and exclaims, " You must be miserable, how long has it been since you have had a great smoke?"
While the deranged man stammered for an answer, the lovely lady unzips the side pocket on her sleeve, and produces a Cuban cigar.
She gazes into the now-smoking man's face and whispers, "and how long has it been since you have had a real drink"?
Again the man stammers as she unzips her other sleeve to produce a flask of ancient Brandy.
As she teasingly unzips the main zipper to her wetsuit, she asks, "And how long has it been since you have known real pleasure?"
The man scrambles to his feet and yells "Oh my gosh, you don't really have a SAXOPHONE in there do ya?"
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