"Top Ten Uses For Tubas" joke

#10. A musical instrument.
# 9. A floatation device.
# 8. Something flute players can't keep their hands off.
# 7. A mirror.
# 6. Punishment. (freshmen + Kieth carry heavy tubas all year)
# 5. A battering ram
# 4. A chair.
# 3. Babe Magnet
# 2. Trash Can (freshmen + Kieth's tubas)
# 1. Storage Container for music, field show charts, soda, food, tools, towels, and koosh balls!!

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