"Top Ten Singapore Tourist Slogans" joke

Top Ten List for 4/25/1994
You'll never sit down again!
Singapore - spanking clean!
Singapore - it's canerific!
Yeeeeee-ouuuuuuch!
We'll spray-paint any car for $99.95!
Give us a week and we'll take off the flesh!
Drop your pants, round-eyes!
You can bet your ass you'll have fun!
Bend over!
Brian Peek
Owner of Late Show with David Letterman Top Ten List Listserv
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