"Top 10 Things You Don`t Want to Hear During Surger..." joke

Top 10 Things You Don`t Want to Hear During Surgery 1. Things you don`t want to hear during surgery: 2. Better save that. We`ll need it for the autopsy. 3. "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness." 4. Bo! Bo! Come back with that. Bad dog! 5. Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what`s that? 6. Hand me that... uh... that uh... that thingy there. 7. Oh no! Where`s my Rolex. 8. Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived from 500 ml of this stuff before? 9. There go the lights again? 10. "Ya know, there`s big money in kidneys? and this guy`s got two of `em."

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