"Tight Skirt" joke

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?
To keep her legs closed

China, New Zealand, New England, and Samoa were all building a big Tower for their leaders. So after they were done building the tower each leader wanted to make a toast. China went first. He steps up and says, "I want to make a toast to the Great Wall of China!" All more...

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A cop pulled a guy over for speeding at which time the following conversation was exchanged:
Cop: May I see your driver's license?

Driver: Sorry, I don't have one. It was suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Cop: May I see the owner's card for the more...

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A man walks into his doctor's office and sits down in the waiting room. While he is waiting his turn to be seen, an acquaintance walks in and sits down next to him. The newcomer asks "W w what are yyy you ddd doing here Fred?" The man replies, " I am waiting to more...

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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Q: why did the Maori cross the road on a motorbike?
A: to get to the other side.
Q: why did the pakeha cross the road?
A: to get his motorbike back!

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connor:lmao!
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Megan:that joke is so old...and you didn't tell it right
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Mrs.Sheffer:):oh my gosh I could not remember this for the life of me lol I love it!! :)
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Funny Joke? 49 vote(s). 78% are positive. 7 comment(s).