"Tight Skirt" joke

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?
To keep her legs closed

The three words most hated by men during sex:' 'Are you done?'' The three words women hate to hear when having sex...''Honey, I'm home!''
-----
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend more...

22
2

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would've seen it.

46
21

Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.

"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old. "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes more...

17
7

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

397
115

One day, little Timmy was at school and heard the word "shit". He went home and asked his dad for the definition and he promptly told him "coats and jackets".
Timmy went to school the next day and heard the word "fucking", and for a second time, more...

42
7
Add a comment
remember me
follow replies
0
0
(0)
Megan:that joke is so old...and you didn't tell it right
0
0
(0)
Natasha:lol
0
0
(0)
RubyJones<3:This is incredably effensive..>:o
0
0
(0)
Mrs.Sheffer:):oh my gosh I could not remember this for the life of me lol I love it!! :)
0
0
(0)
Anonym:lol
Funny Joke? 49 vote(s). 76% are positive. 6 comment(s).