"Things Your Mother Wouldn`t Say"Be good and for yo..." joke
Things Your Mother Wouldn`t Say"Be good and for your birthday I`ll buy you a motorcycle!""How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?""Don`t bother wearing a jacket--it`s quite warm out.""Let me smell that shirt--yeah, it`s good for another week.""I think a cluttered bedroom is a sign of creativity.""Yeah, I used to skip school, too.""Just leave all the lights on...it makes the house more cheery.""Could you turn the music up louder so I can enjoy it, too?""Run and bring me the scissors! Hurry!""Aw, just turn these undies inside out. No one will ever know.""I don`t have a tissue with me--just use your sleeve.""Well, if Timmy`s Mom says it`s okay, that`s good enough for me.""Of course you should walk to school and back. What`s the big deal about having to cross a few main streets?""My meeting won`t be over till later tonight. You kids don`t mind if we skip dinner?
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