"Things You Don't Want to Hear II" joke

Things You Don't Want to Hear When Regaining Consciousness
"Let me ask your opinion, nurse..."
"Has anyone ever seen one of THESE?"
"What do you mean, "It's upside down"?"
"This is what happens when cousins marry."
"You think we can sew it back on?"
"Is that SUPPOSED to be yellow?"
"What does the AMA know; I still think I can do it."
"Wow. Maybe I shouldn't have gotten so drunk last night."
"Does Tab A go into Slot C or Slot F?"
"They never let us practice on REAL people in Med school."
"Don't worry, he'll never know; he's out."