"There were these 2 VERY old..." joke

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There were these 2 VERY old people celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary. A friend of theirs recommended they use his cabin for the weekend and they agreed. The first morning they are there, the husband notices a canoe tied up at the shore and he asks his wife, "Do you want to go for a canoe ride?". She agrees. They get into the canoe and paddle for a while until they find a river. They go down the river until they get to a fork. The husband looks at his wife and says "up or down?". Her answer is to throw him on the bottom of the boat and make mad passionate love to him. They get done and head back to the house. The next morning, the husband looks at his wife and says, "So...wanna go for a canoe ride?". She agrees. The husband, of course, finds the river again and when they get to the fork, he looks at his wife and says "Up or down??". She says "Up." He says "WHAT? I asked you that yesterday and...YOU know." Her eyes grow wide and she says "OH, I had my hearing aid turned down, I thought you said fuck or drown!"

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