"The first clean sheep joke I ever heard" joke
Substitute below for the place of origin of any ethnic
group not locally renowned for high intelligence.
A man walks up to a New Zealand sheep farmer and says, "If I can tell
you exactly how many sheep you have down there, can I keep one?"
The farmer glances at the vast array of sheep, snickers, and says, "Sure."
The man looks carefully at the sheep, then says, "5,279."
The farmer, startled, says, "How did you do that?"
The man says, "I'd rather not say. Can I have my animal?"
"I guess so," says the farmer. The man picks up an animal and starts to
walk away.
"Wait!" yells the farmer. "If I can guess where you're from, will you
give me my animal back?"
The man snickers, and says, "Sure."
"You're from ," says the farmer.
The man, startled, says, "How did you do that?"
The farmer says, "I'd rather not say. Can I have my dog back?"
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds a door open. He goes in to the room to find a naked prostitute asleep on the bed. He quickly climbs into the bed and begins performing oral sex on the prostitute.
She wakes up and decides that more...
2 guys are sitting at a bar after a hard days work and start talking about their wives.
1st guy: "You know what, my wife is an angel."
2nd guy: "Gee, you sure are lucky, my wife is still alive!"