"The blonde at the doctor's" joke
This blonde goes to the doctor, the doctor asks what's wrong? She takes her finger and says while she points my head hurts, my breast hurts, my knee hurts, and my foot hurts. The doctor asks are you really a red head? She gose no i'm a blonde. The doctor says no wonder your finger is broke.
Q: What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q: What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes
A married man was spending the afternoon with his girlfriend when she asked that he shave his beard.
"I do like your beard, John, but I would really love to see your handsome face," she said.
"My wife loves this beard, honey," he replied. "I more...
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...