"The Voododick" joke
A man walked into a sex shop and asked" I would like the best viabrator you have got.
The man behind the counter replys" i have just what your looking for" and dashes behind the counter. He hops back up with a dusty old box and says"This is the Voododick. all you have to do is say is Voododick, then what you want it to fuck and it will go. Heres a demo".
And he pulls in out of the box, turns it on and says"VOODODICK DOOR" and the voododick races across the room and fucks the door off of its hingers.
So the man takes it home and decides to try it. he pulls it out turns it on and when his wife came in he said" Voododick PUSSY" and the voododick went and fucked his wife.
On the way to work the next day the wife gets pulled over by the cops and is made to do a drinking test. She passes with full marks.
The officer says"why were you driving all over the road. She says" its the Voododick"
"The what" sais the officer
"The voododick" she replys
The officer says "VOODODICK MY ASS"
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