"The Ventriloquist" joke

While touring the Southeast, a young ventriloquist stopped to entertain the folks in a bar in Alabama. As he was going through his usual dumb redneck jokes, a big burly guy in the audience jumped up and said threateningly, "I've heard just about enough of your smartass hillbilly jokes. We ain't all stupid here in Alabama, ya know."
The trembling ventriloquist began to apologize when the big guy interrupted him, "Stay outta this mister, I'm talkin' to the smartass little guy on your knee!"

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