"The Top 11 Entries in Bill Gates's Diary (fwd)" joke

The Top 11 Entries in Bill Gates's Diary

11> Invited entire tech-support department to play golf.Brought Melissa to complete the foursome.

10> Steve Jobs started work today.The silverware looks great, but he doesn't do windows -- yet.

9> The baby cries constantly.Maybe I'll buy Fisher-Price.

8> Bought my first Macintosh.It's sooooo cute!

7> Good day.Found over 15 bucks' worth of soda cans in the trash bins outside Microsoft headquarters.

6> Bad day.Ellison sent back the heads of two of the three hitmen I hired, along with a note saying he ate the third one whole.

5> Still ahead of Murdoch and Eisner.Yes!

4> Reminder: 35-cent Snapple coupon expires in two days!

3> Memo to self: Next time, when my wife says we need to buy china, she means dishes.

2> Ran into Demi and Bruce.Upped my offer to a billion dollars.

and the Number 1 Entry in Bill Gates's Diary...

1> Seventh day: rested.