"The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better then…" joke

.. 10 - You can trade an old. 44 for two new. 22s.
.. 9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
.. 8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
.. 7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a backup.
.. 6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of ammo.
.. 5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
.. 4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.
.. 3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
.. 2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A
WOMAN. . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.