"The Top 10 Reasons Why Chanukah Is Better Than Christmas" joke

10. There's no "Donny & Marie Chanukah Special."
9. Eight days of presents (in theory, anyway).
8. No need to clean the chimney.
7. There's no latke-nog.
6. Burl Ives doesn't sing Chanukah songs.
5. You won't be pressured to buy Chanukah Seals.
4. You won't see, "You're a Putz, Charlie Brown."
3. No barking dog version of "I had a Little Driedl."
2. No pine needles to vacuum up afterwards. and the Number 1 reason why Chanukah is better than Christmas...
1. Blintzes are cheaper to mail than fruitcakes.

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