"The Odd Pussy" joke
Three men walk into a cheap hotel. The hotel clerk looks at them strangely and asks if they want seperate rooms. The men decline politely, and eventually get checked in.
After a while they call up what they thought was room service and a sexy sounding woman answers. She asked what service he wanted. The first man said a hand job. A minute later there was a knocking at the door. The man answered and a gorgeous brunette appeared, and he had the best hand job ever. The other two men looked on in admiration
The second man called up the same number and asked for a blowjob. Two minutes later up came a gorgeous blonde and gave him the best blowjob he ever had.
The third man was rather cocky, and he decided he would beat the other two mens requests. He called up the number, and a very seductive sounding woman answered. He asked for a pussy to stick his dick into. ten minutes later, there was a knock on the door and he anxiously answered the door. There standing was the ugliest woman hed ever seen with a scrawny cat. Heres your pussy she said.
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