"The Ducks" joke
There were three girls who died in a car crash and went to heaven. At the pearly gates, they are told not to step on a duck or they will be punished for eternity. They look on thinking it won't be too hard, but much to their dismay, there are ducks EVERYWHERE! They step into heaven, and the first girl immediatly steps on a duck. She gets hand-cuffed to the ugliest man she had ever seen for eternity. The other two go a week happily in heaven, but then, the next girl steps on a duck. She is hand-cuffed to the second ugliest man they have ever seen, the first being the man that the first girl to step on a duck had been chained too. Well, another week goes by and the last girl has not stepped on a duck yet. As a reward, she is hand-cuffed to the most handsome man she had ever seen for eternity. She says aloud, "What did I do to deserve this?" The man in reply turns to her and says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
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