Step Jokes

  • Funny Jokes

    In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful blonde was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step on the bus.
    Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again she tried to make the step onto the bus only to discover she still couldn't! So, a little more embarrassed she once again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more and for a second time attempted the step and once again, much to her chagrin she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt. So, with a coy little smile to the driver she again unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack and again was unable to make the more...

    A man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind, "If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you." The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. He was astonished.
    He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted, "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die."
    The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.
    The man asked, "Who are you?"
    "I am your guardian angel," the voice answered.
    "Oh, yeah?" the man asked. "Then where the hell were
    you when I got married?"

    After an accident, a woman stepped forward and prepared to help the victim. She was asked to step aside by a man who announced, "Step back please! I've had a course in first aid and I'm trained in CPR."The woman watched his procedures for a few moments, then tapped him on the shoulder."When you get to the part about calling a doctor," she said, "I'm already here!"

    A physician visited a California mental institution and asked a patient "How did you get here? What is the nature of your illness?"
    He got this reply.
    "It started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I got hitched to a widow with a grown daughter who then became my stepdaughter.
    My Daddy came to visit us, fell in love with my lovely stepdaughter, then married her. And so my stepdaughter was now my stepmother.
    Soon my wife had a son who was, of course, my daddy's brother-in-law since he is the half-brother of my stepdaughter, who is now, of course, my daddy's wife. So as I told you, when stepdaughter married my daddy, she was at once, my stepmother. Now since my new son is brother to my stepmother, he also became my uncle.
    As you know, my wife is my step grand-mother since she is my stepmother's mother. (Don't forget that my stepmother is my stepdaughter.) Remember, too, that I am my wife's grandson.
    But hold on just a few more...

    Aamir Khan, Vivek Oberoi and Salman Khan die together in an accident and go
    to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here
    in heaven: Don`t step on the ducks!"
    So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place.
    It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their
    best to avoid them, Aamir accidentally steps on one. Along comes St. Peter
    with the ugliest woman he has ever seen. St. Peter chains them together
    and says, "Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity
    chained to the ugly woman!"
    The next day, Vivek Uberoi steps accidentally on a duck, and along comes St. Peter, who doesn`t miss a thing, and with him is another extremely ugly woman. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for Aamir Khan.
    Salman has observed all this and not wanting to be chained for all
    eternity to an ugly woman, is very, VERY more...

  • Recent Activity