"The Dentist and the logger" joke
A Logger goes to the Dentist to get a check up. Dentist says we are going to have to pull
too teeth, Logger says pull them, Dentist says alright, we are going to give you a little shot so you dont feel any pain, Logger says I
dont feel pain just pull them. Dentist says alright takes his pliers grabs the first tooth jerks it out Logger dosent flinch. Dentist is surprised so the Dentist reaches back into the Loggers mouth jerks the second tooth the Logger doesent flinch once again. so the Dentist asks the Logger if he had ever felt pain, the Logger replied only twice,
so the Dentist asked when, the Logger replied
i was out in the woods squated down to take shit got my nutsack caught in a Bear trap,
Dentist replies when was the second time, Logger replies when i got to the end of the chain.
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