"The Decision Is Yours" joke
A husband and wife were dining at a very fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning woman comes over to their table, plants a big kiss on the husband, says she'll see him later, and walks away.
The wife glares at him and says, "Who was that?!?"
"Oh, that's my mistress," replies the husband.
"That's it! I've had enough! I want a divorce!" demands the wife.
"Ok, dear," the husband replies, "but do remember, if we get divorced, there will be no more shopping trips to Paris, no more winters in the Caribbean, no more summers on the Riviera, no more Lexus in the garage, and no more country club. But, the decision is yours."
Just then, they notice a mutual friend enter the restaurant with a gorgeous woman on his arm.
"Who's that woman with Bill?" asks the wife.
"That's Bill's mistress," her husband replies.
"Oh, ours is far prettier!" the wife declares.
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