"That’S Willie" joke
A woman walks into a tattoo parlor and asks ‘Do you do custom work? ’
‘Why of course! ’
‘Good. I’d like a portrait of Robert Redford on the inside of my right thigh, and a portrait of Paul Newman on the inside of my left thigh. ’
‘No problem, ’ says the artist. ‘Strip from the waist down and get up on the table. ’
After two hours of hard work, the artist finishes. The woman sits up and examines the tattoos.
‘That doesn’t look like them! ’ she complains loudly.
‘Oh yes it does, ’ the artist says indignantly, ‘and I can prove it. ’ With that, he runs out of the shop and grabs the first man off the street he can find; it happens to be the town drunk.
‘Well, what do you think? ’ the woman asks, spreading her legs. ‘Do you know who these men are? ’
The drunk studies the tattoos for a couple of minutes and says. ‘I’m not sure who the guys on either side are, but the fellow in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson! ’
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