"Tennessee Dumb Laws" joke
You can't shoot any game other than whales from a moving automobile. It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish. Driving is not to be done while asleep. It is legal to gather and consume road kill The age of consent is 16, but 12 if the girl is a virgin.Hollow logs may not be sold. More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel. Stealing a horse is punishable by hanging. Dyersburg: It is illegal for a woman to call a man for a date. Fayette County: You may not have more than five inoperable vehicles on a piece of property. Lenoir City: When you pull up to a stop sign you must fire a gun out the window to warn horse carriages that you are coming. Lexington: No one may eat ice cream on the sidewalk. Lexington: Spitting on the sidewalk is prohibited. Knoxville: In front of their buildings, all businesses must have a "hitching post." Memphis: Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians. Memphis: It's illegal for frogs to croak after 11 PM. Memphis: Panhandlers must first obtain a $10 permit before begging on the streets of downtown Memphis. Memphis: It is illegal to give any pie to fellow diners. It is also illegal to take unfinished pie home. All pie must be eaten on the premises. Oneida: An ordinance forbids anyone to sing the song "It Ain't Goin' To Rain No Mo'."
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