"Ten years on a deserted island" joke
A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, “It’s not a ship. ” The speck gets a little closer and he thinks, “It’s not a boat. ” The speck gets even closer and he thinks, “It’s not a raft. ” Then, out of the surf comes this gorgeous blonde woman, wearing a wet suit and scuba gear. She comes up to the guy and says, “How long has it been since you’ve had a cigarette? ”
“Ten years! ”, he says.
She reaches over and unzips a waterproof pocket on her left sleeve and pulls out a pack of fresh cigarettes.
He takes one, lights it, takes a long drag, and says, “Man, oh man! Is that good! ”
Then she asked, “How long has it been since you’ve had a drink of whiskey? ”
He replies, “Ten years! ”
She reaches over, unzips her waterproof pocket on her right sleeve, pulls out a flask and gives it to him.
He takes a long swig and says, “Wow, that’s fantastic! ”
Then she starts unzipping a longer zipper that runs down the front of her wet suit and she says to him, “And how long has it been since you’ve had some real fun? ”
And the man replies, “Wow! Don’t tell me that you’ve got golf clubs in there! ”
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