"Ten Best Things to Say if You Get Caught Sleeping" joke
10. They told me at the blood bank this might happen.9. This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to. 8. Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!7. I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm. 6. I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.5. I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?4. Somone spiked the coffee machine. 3.. ..in the name of Jesus...Amen2. Someone must've put decaf in the wrong potAnd the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.
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