"Temperance" joke

A southern minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world,I'd take it and pour it into the river."And then finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world I'd take it and pour it into the river."Sermon complete, he then sat down. The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, "For our closing song,let us sing Hymn #365: "Shall We Gather at the River".

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