"Telling Tall Tales" joke

An Aussie, a Yank, and a Texan were telling tall tales.
"In Australia," the Aussie said, "we have sheep that are so big they take all day to be shorn."
"That's nothing," the Yank said. "Our cattle are so big the steaks have to be turned with a forklift."
"That's nothing. In Texas, we have women with pussies this big," the Texan said, stretching his hands as wide as they'd go.
"Then, how do you screw them?" asked the Yank.
"They stretch," replied the Texan.

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