"Supreme Court Rescinds Al Gore's Nobel Prize." joke

By a vote of 5 to 4, the Supreme Court today rescinded Vice President Al Gore's Nobel Peace Prize and awarded it to President Bush instead.

Writing for the majority, Chief Justice Roberts stated that "President George W. Bush has done more than any person in the world to demonstrate what an elusive prize peace is."

This week's joke, sent by a MegaLaw visitor, seemed appropriate given the feelings vented by so many at either the recent decision of the Florida Supreme Court or the recent decision of the U. S. Supreme Court. It is a classic among disgruntled attorneys...


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The Supreme Court ruled there cannot be a nativity scene in
Washington, DC this Christmas. This isn’t for any religious or
constitutional reason, they simply have not been able to find Three
wise men and a virgin in the nation’s capitol.

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The Supreme Court has decided not to block the sale of Chrysler to the Italian company Fiat. The Italians made them offer they couldn't refuse.

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President Obama intends to name a Supreme Court justice who combines "empathy and understanding" to replace David Souter. Naturally, this rules out a man.

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