"Stem Cell Breakthrough!!" joke

A biotechnology company has developed a new way of creating stem cells, billing it as a potential solution to a contentious political and ethical debate. Robert Lanza, of Advanced Cell Technology, said the solution was simple, "We are going to continue our research as normal, we're just not going to tell Republican what we we're doing. We're going to tell them we're making freedom cells."

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A Patel walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks andneeds to borrow $5, 000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys to a more...

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