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    4 college students moved an apartment with 2 bedrooms. Their names were Kevin, Paul, Jordan, and Kyle. The first 3 quickly found out Kyle had a terrible snoring problem. Nobody wanted to room with him. They agreed to take turns. The first night was Kevin's turn. The next morning, Kevin walks out into the living room, with glazed eyes and a zombie like shuffle. Paul and Jordan ask "what happened?" Kevin says "Well he was snoring so loud that I couldn't fall asleep at all, so I just sat up and watched him all night." The next night, Paul rooms with Kyle. The next morning, his eyes are bloodshot and his hair is a wild mess. He says "Kyle was snoring so loud last night, that instead of sleeping I sat up and stared at him all night." Night 3 is Jordan's turn. Jordan is an ex-football player weighing about 250 pounds. The next morning, he walks into the living room with bright eyes and a spring in his step. Paul and Kevin, obviously surprised, ask him how the more...

    All members of Mensa have I.Q.s of at least 140.
    At one Mensa convention, several members at a local cafe noticed the shaker with an S on top, for salt, contained pepper and their pepper shaker, with a P on top, was full of salt. How could they swap the contents of the bottles without spilling anything and using only the implements at hand? Clearly, here was the marvellous Mensa mystery!
    They presented ideas, debated them, and finally came up with what they felt was a brilliant solution involving a napkin, a straw, and an empty saucer.
    They called the blonde waitress over to dazzle her with their solution.
    "Ma'am," they said, "we couldn't help but notice that the pepper shaker contains salt and the salt shaker contains..."
    "Oh, sorry!" interrupted the blonde waitress. "Here," and she unscrewed the caps of both bottles and switched them.

    A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effor
    - Herm Albright -

    Editor's Note: These are, naturally, from the era of the Bush administration...


    Draft The Bush Twins

    Don't Mess With Mesopotamia

    War Is SO 20th Century

    When Bush Comes To Shove

    Brains Not Bombs

    War Is A Dick Thing, Peace Is A Heart Thing

    George Dubya: Weapon Of Mass Distraction

    Beat The Bushes For Peace

    Weapons Of Mass Destruction: Look Under The Bushes

    Drop Bush, Not Bombs

    Bombing For Peace Is Like F*cking For Virginity

    Evolve! Work For A Non-violent Future

    If War Is The Answer, We're Asking The Wrong Question

    Killing Innocent People Is The Problem, Not The Solution

    Save America, Spare Iraq, Make Texas Take Him Back

    Real Patriots Drive Hybrids

    Drop Names, Not Bombs

    Who Would Jesus Bomb?

    Stop Mad Cowboy Disease

    George Bush more...

    What They Said. . . And What We Did

    According to the story, after every Quantas Airlines flight the pilots complete a' gripe sheet' report, which conveys to the ground crew engineers any mechanical problems on the aircraft during the flight.
    The engineer reads the form, corrects the problem, and then writes details of action taken on the lower section of the form for the pilot to review before the next flight.
    It is clear from the examples below that ground crew engineers have a keen sense of humor - these are supposedly real extracts from gripe forms completed by pilots with the solution responses by the engineers.

    Incidentally, Quantas has the best safety record of all the world's major airlines.

    (1 = The problem logged by the pilot.) (2 = The solution and action taken by the mechanics.)

    1) Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.

    2) Almost replaced left inside main tire.

    1) Test flight OK, e

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