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Polar bears in the Pittsburgh zoo received a $14 million domain renovation featuring a plush waterfall and running stream. Park officials expect a spike in ticket sales as well as a visit from Al Sharpton asking what the black bears got.

Michelle and Barack Obama were walking around the White House grounds after a beautiful snow.  They were just admiring the beauty when written in piss they see OBAMA SUCKS. He called in the FBI, Secret Service and all the other agencies and said find out who did this!!!
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You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the more...

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K Hill:"What does the law say about this situation?" No, Democrats don't care about the law, based on how much they disregard it.
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