"Sound Sleep" joke

ONCE Kailasam shared a coupe with a friend on an overnight train journey. On reaching his destination, when he was asked,' Hope you had a sound sleep?' Kailasam answered, I had sound, he had sleep.

My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

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Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!

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Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!

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Two dyslexic bank robbers run into a bank shouting: "air in the hands mother stickers, this is a f*** up!"

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Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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