"Some Student Comments" joke

These were located on the Net as feedback received from college students on various issues:
"This class was a religious experience for me... I had to take it all on faith."
"Text makes a satisfying 'thud' when dropped on the floor."
"The class is worthwhile because I need it for the degree."
"His blackboard technique puts Rembrandt to shame."
"Someone with a knowledge of English should proofread text."
"Have you ever fallen asleep in class and awoke in another?
"In class I learn I can fudge answers and get away with it."
"Keep lecturer or tenure board will be shot."
"The instructor would make a good parking lot attendant.
"Text is useless; used it to kill roaches in my room."
"In class the syllabus is more important than you."
"I'm convinced you can learn by osmosis by sitting in class."
"Help! I've fallen asleep and I can't wake up!"
"I would sit in class and stare out the window at the squirrels.
"He teaches like Speedy Gonzalez on a caffeine high."
"This course kept me out of trouble from 2-4:30 on Tuesdays and Thursdays."
"Most of us spent the 1st 3 weeks terrified, then solidarity kicked in."
"Information was presented like a ruptured fire hose - spraying in all directions."
"I never bought the text. My $60 was better spent on tapes."
"Text was printed on high quality paper."