"Smoking Dragon...." joke

Q: What's the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon...?
A: Dinosaurs are too young to SMOKE!

I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

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What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.

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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were stuck on an island for many, many years until one day they found a magic lamp. They rubbed it hard and out popped a genie. He said that he could only give three wishes so since there were three girls, each would get one wish. The redhead more...

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A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a coke.
The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins.
She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and, of course, the machine keeps feeding out drinks.
Another woman walks up behind more...

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