"Smoking And Drinking" joke
The couple was afloat in a canoe when a sudden thunder squall flashed across the lake. "Oh Lord," the young man prayed, "save us and I'll give up smoking and drinking. . . I'll give up betting on the ponies. . . I'll give up-"
Above the noise of the thunder came the girl's earnest plea: "Don't promise to give up everything, George! Paddle!"
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