"Showers Men Vs Women" joke

How To Shower Like A Woman...
* Take off clothing and place it in sectional laundry hamper according
to lights and darks.
* Walk to bathroom wearing long bathrobe. If you see your
boyfriend/husband along the way, cover up any exposed flesh and rush
to the bathroom.
* Look at your womanly physique in the mirror and stick out your gut
so that you can complain and whine even more about how you're getting
* Get in shower. Look for face-cloth, arm-cloth, leg-cloth, long
loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
* Wash you hair once with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added
* Wash your hair again with Cucumber and Lamfrey shampoo with 83 added
* Condition your hair with Cucumber and Lamfrey conditioner enhanced
with natural crocus oil. Leave on for 15 minutes.
* Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes
until red and raw.
* Wash entire rest of body with Ginger Nut and Jaffa Cake body wash.
* Rinse conditioner off of hair (this takes at least 15 minutes as you
must make sure that it has all come off).
* Shave armpits and legs. Consider shaving bikini area but decide to
get it waxed instead.
* Scream loudly when your boyfriend/husband flushes the toilet and you
lose the water pressure.
* Turn off shower.
* Squeegee off all wet surfaces inn the shower. Spray mold spots with
* Get out of the shower. Dry with towel the size of a small African
* Wrap hair in super-absorbent second towel.
* Check entire body for the remotest sign of a zit. Attack with
nails/tweezers if found.
* Return to bedroom wearing bathrobe and towel on head.
* If you see your boyfriend/husband along the way, cover up any
exposed flesh and then rush to the bedroom to spend an hour-and-a-half
getting dressed.
How To Shower Like A Man...
* Take off clothes while sitting in the edge of the bed and leave them
in a pile.
* Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your girlfriend/wife along
the way, flash her making the' 'woo, woo'' sound.
* Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to
see your pecs. Admire the size of your weiner in the mirror, stratch
your balls.
* Get in shower. Don't bother looking for a washcloth. You don't use
* Wash your face.
* Wash your armpits.
* Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
* Wash your privates and surronding area.
* Wash your ass, leaving hair on the soap bar.
* Shampoo your hair. Do not use conditioner.
* Make a shampoo Mohawk.
* Pull back shower curtain and look at yourself in the mirror.
* Pee (in the shower).
* Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the
floor bacause you left the curtain hanging out of the tub when you
checked your Mohawk.
* Partially dry off.
* Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles. Admire wiener size.
18. Leave shower curtain open and wet mat on the floor.
* Leave bathroom light and fan on.
* Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your
girlfriend/wife, pull off the towel, grab your balls, shout' 'Oh yeah,
baby!'' and thrust your pelvis at her.
* Throw wet towel on the bed. Take two minutes to get dressed.

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