"Show Me Proof" joke

A man entered a grocery store and asked the clerk at the counter for two cans of dog food.
"Do you have a dog, sir?" the clerk asked.
"Yes, of course I do," the puzzled customer replied.
"I'm sorry sir," said the clerk, "but before I can sell you dog food, you must show me proof that you own a dog."
The frustrated customer returned home to get his dog and pulled it on its leash back to the store.
"Here's my dog!" the customer exclaimed.
"Thank you, sir. Here are your two cans of dog food," the clerk responded.
A couple of days later, the man returned to the same store and asked the clerk for two cans of cat food.
"I'm sorry, sir," explained the clerk, "but before I can sell you cat food, I must see your cat."
The customer stormed out of the store and returned home to get his cat. Returning to the store, he held the cat up by its tail for the clerk to see.
"Thank you, sir. Here are your two cans of cat food," the clerk said.
The next day the man returned to the store once again, approached the clerk and placed a shoebox with a small hole in the cover on the counter.
"Stick your finger in the hole!" the customer demanded.
"I beg your pardon?" replied the clerk.
"Do as I say!" ordered the man.
The clerk cautiously slid his finger all the way in the hole.
"Now, pull it out and tell me what it looks like!" the man instructed.
The clerk did as the man instructed and, with a disgusted look on his face, exclaimed "It looks like... "
"That's right!" the customer interrupted, "Now give me two rolls of toilet paper!"

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