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Lots of folks are forced to skimp to support a government that won't.

There's one thing the Democrats and Republicans share in common: Our money.

. .. Veni, Vedi, Clinti--I came, I saw, I lied.

A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with' Once Upon A Time'?"

He replied, "No, there is a whole series of Fairy Tales that begin with' If elected I promise'."

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