"Short Jokes 9" joke

What makes "oom" and gives milk?
A cow walking backwards.

Q: What does a man say when he walks into a bar?
A: Ouch!

Q: Where does Dracula stay when he goes to New York City?
A: The Vampire State building.

Q: What do cows like to read?
A: The mooooospaper

Q: What is the longest word?
A: Smiles, because there is a mile between the first and last s.

Re-worded by another teacher.
Q: What's the longest word in the English language?
A: Smiles. (Because there's a mile between the first and the last letter.)

A: What is the word that everybody always says wrong?
B: "Wrong".

Q: What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
A: Short

A: What's the longest word in the dictionary?
B; Rubber-band -- because it streches.

Q. How many seconds are there in one year?
A. Twelve. January second, February second, March second...