"Semen contains glucose, but doesn''t taste sweet" joke

This actually happened at Harvard University in October of this year
In a biology class, the prof was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female (freshman) raised her hand and asked "If I understand, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar in male semen?"
"That's correct", responded the prof, going on to add statistical info.
Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?"
After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class... and never returned.
However, as she was going out the door, the Prof's reply was classic...
Totally straight-faced he answered her question, "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat."

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Sherry :Ha ha ha
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Anonym:this is quite unfunny and weak. this is rather sad. why would any female student ever feel ashamed to admit she has performed a fellatio? what is wrong with you, politically ever-so-correct hypocrits? so you figure it's totally okay to receive and/or give head, but it should not be admitted in public? you need help.
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Anonym:there's nothing to get. this is a stupid attempt at a dirty joke. ha ha ha. excuse me. pardon my french. crap like that. male semen does not taste sweet. period. taste buds? on the tips of tongue? happened really in Harvard? whoever submitted this piece, I so hope you have some other skills. leave your jokes to your close family. please.
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