"Santa groaner" joke

As you know, it is very important for Santa and his reindeer
to be very quiet when they deliver presents on Christmas Eve
so no one will know they are there. One Christmas Eve as
Santa Claus landed on a rooftop, he suddenly heard a very
loud “Snort sniff honk honk snort! ” coming from one of his
Since he was in the sleigh behind them, he didn’t know which
one it was. It happened again, only louder this time: “Snort
sniff honk honk snort! ”
Dogs in the neighborhood began to bark. “Shhh! ” Santa
hissed. “Please be quiet! ”
He went to work lifting the sack of toys out of the sleigh
when he heard it again, only a lot louder this time. “SNORT
SNIFF HONK HONK SNORT! ” Lights came on all over the
neighborhood and some people even stuck their heads out of
their windows.
Santa was horrified. Jumping back into the sleigh, he drove
quickly back to the North Pole. He lined up all the reindeer
and announced, “We are not going to deliver another present
until the reindeer who is making funny noises with his nose
steps forward and apologizes! ”
None of the reindeer stepped forward.
Santa held up a piece of paper. “I know who it is, and I
have written your name on this paper. But I want to give you
a chance to do the right thing on your own. ”
Still none of the reindeer came forward. So Santa did the
only thing he could do. Read off the rude-nosed reindeer…

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